OMG MY MOTHER IS CRAZY.
MOM: *has her back turned from me* You know, there's a law you have to wear a hands-free headset when you're talking on the phone while you're driving.
BRITT: That's... nice. *really doesn't care because she has been lazy and not even started Driver's Ed yet*
MOM: I found some for eight cents.
BRITT: I already--
MOM: *turns around* *has rubberband around her head*
BRITT: *doesn't wonder why she is insane*
Rubber bands, excellent.