So, right. One of the unofficial mottos of the University of Chicago is "Where Fun Comes To Die." I am currently hissing and spitting about the fact that my cold has gotten worse the day Rufus Wainwright will be playing on campus. suddenleap explains why I always get sick right before something awesome is about to happen:
You go to the U of C, silly. IF THE FUN WON'T DIE, YOU WILL HAVE TO!