The Ronin Esper (cmzero) wrote in metaquotes,
The Ronin Esper
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scribe_of_stars notes that National Weather Service alerts are always in all-caps. He begins theorizing as to why...

Then I made an obvious connection.

"D00DZ A WNIT3R 5TR0M PWNING R I55U3D FR0 LN4C45T0R CN0UTY UNTIL 9 PM. T3H 4R34 C4N XPC3T F0UR 2 3IGHT INHC3Z 0F T3H M4D 5N0W 5KILLZ, W/S0M3 4CUMLAT 4CCUM4L4T3 4CCUMUL4TT3 W00TIN4TI0N 0F ZOMGIC3 4T T3H LW03R 35C4L4T 3L3V4T0RZ L3V3LZ. S0, LI3K, LVL UP. LOLOLOL. 0R J00 WLIL G3T PWN3D BY T3H SILPP3RY R04DZ. LOL R04D N00B."

Yes. The people who forecast your weather want to talk like that, but can't because of Federal regulations. IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION.


To which bpcslave replies:

<w1lm4> LOL N00BS 1M 1N UR COASTL1NE IM DR0WN1NG UR D00DZ!!!1

scribe_of_stars immediately responds with:

*Sea Wall destroyed.
*Cannot build Sea Wall--Spawn more FEMA Workers.
*FEMA Director lost.
Bush43: Aw, man, I knew I shoulda stuck to playing Ranch Tycoon...
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