"Okay... panty liners. I can do this. I'm a Sensitive Modern Man!"
*creeps into feminine hygiene aisle*
"Oh God... so many... things... AAARGH! I'M IN THE FEMININE HYGIENE AISLE WHILE IN POSSESSION OF A Y CHROMOSOME!"
"Where's the least intimidating pack of... OMG THINGS!"
"And now I must buy something manly!"
*drops a case of beer in the trolley, carefully obscuring scary packaging*
Full post here. There's some comedy gold in the comments too.