nagabelle (nagabelle) wrote in metaquotes,
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A fate worse than death

maryavatar's husband goes where all men fear to tread.

"Okay... panty liners. I can do this. I'm a Sensitive Modern Man!"
*creeps into feminine hygiene aisle*
"Oh God... so many... things... AAARGH! I'M IN THE FEMININE HYGIENE AISLE WHILE IN POSSESSION OF A Y CHROMOSOME!"
*gigantic spazz*
"Where's the least intimidating pack of... OMG THINGS!"
*grabs* *flees*
"And now I must buy something manly!"
*drops a case of beer in the trolley, carefully obscuring scary packaging*

Full post here. There's some comedy gold in the comments too.
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