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That ginmar sure has a way with words!
istytehcrawk wrote in metaquotes
I have to say, ginmar is definitely the most-often metaquotes'd person on my flist.  The entire post is entertaining, so be sure to check it out.  It's not very long, and I had a hard time deciding what to quote.  QWP.

Is there something wrong with my carpet? I mean, seriously, does it smell or something? Because the cats are avoiding it like it's diseased or infested with...sharks. Or politicians. I know this because I just took an inventory. Of cats, not infestations, which is the only way one could describe a whole bunch of pols. Or sharks. Whatever.

and later in the entry...

I did absolutely nothing worthwhile today at all except bake a chicken. That sounds odd. It sounds like I just grabbed a chicken and tossed in the oven without any sort of preamble at all. "Oh, lookie, here's a chicken." SQUAWK! Hey, it works for lobsters, right? Now I've just grossed myself out. I couldn't do that, to a lobster, that is. I could quite easily do it to a troll, though. Or a politician.


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Oddly enough, dropping a lobstser into a pot of boiling water isn't the best way to cook them. They tense up right before they die, and make their meat tougher. Apparently, putting them in and slowly turning up the heat lets them die relaxed, and thus makes for softer meat.

But I personally have trouble eating things with exoskeletons.

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They just captured my inner monologue perfeectly. Everything always ends up back on the politicians.

Hahahaha. Oh wow. Definitely laughed out loud at that one. That's cute.

However, neither politicians nor trolls taste nearly as delicious when gently boiled and dipped in drawn butter.



Mmmmmmmm....lobster..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

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