A life of dubious virtue. (wal_lace) wrote in metaquotes,
A life of dubious virtue.

Batman's Day Planner.

In response to an intriguing post on scans_daily, vzg posts

Noon-12:30 -- Brood about Dick.
12:35-1:25 -- Brood about dead parents.
1:30-2:00 -- Brood about endangering minors.
2:05-2:10 -- Prank call Superman.
2:15-5:00 -- Brood about anyone I've ever known who is dead.
5:05-5:29 -- Brood about dead parents again.
5:30 -- Say "I'm Batman" out loud.
5:31-5:55 -- Brood about last villain captured.
6:00-6:30 -- Dinner.
6:45-7:30 -- Pretend to be interested in company.
7:45-8:00 -- Pretend to be heterosexual.
8:00-9:00 -- Brood about not actually being heterosexual.
9:05-10:30 -- Brood about people who could possibly one day die in the future, maybe.
10:45-10:50 -- Check on news.
11:00-4:00 -- BATMAN
4:30-9:00 -- Sleep, with periods of random brooding.
9:30-11:30 -- Brood about parents, Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Barabara, Alfred, and Catwoman, in that order.

If you haven't seen it, it's also worth going there just to see vzg's icon, which is absolutely of the strong.

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