Noon-12:30 -- Brood about Dick.
12:35-1:25 -- Brood about dead parents.
1:30-2:00 -- Brood about endangering minors.
2:05-2:10 -- Prank call Superman.
2:15-5:00 -- Brood about anyone I've ever known who is dead.
5:05-5:29 -- Brood about dead parents again.
5:30 -- Say "I'm Batman" out loud.
5:31-5:55 -- Brood about last villain captured.
6:00-6:30 -- Dinner.
6:45-7:30 -- Pretend to be interested in company.
7:45-8:00 -- Pretend to be heterosexual.
8:00-9:00 -- Brood about not actually being heterosexual.
9:05-10:30 -- Brood about people who could possibly one day die in the future, maybe.
10:45-10:50 -- Check on news.
11:00-4:00 -- BATMAN
4:30-9:00 -- Sleep, with periods of random brooding.
9:30-11:30 -- Brood about parents, Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Barabara, Alfred, and Catwoman, in that order.
If you haven't seen it, it's also worth going there just to see