yknow, i love Texas. we now have a new Ford truck commercial. it goes:
"Texans love trucks. Why? Because trucks don't ask why!"
.... i fail to see the marketing design of this.
"TRUCKS DON'T ASK WHY, SO NEITHER SHOULD YOU. NOW SHUT THE FUCK BITCH AND GET IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO QUESTION ME. MAKE ME A SAMMICH OR SO HELP ME."
a question posed to out-of-state people: what are your truck commercials like? i mean, every truck commericial here is ALL ABOUT how being in Texas pwnz your mom, and how trucks pwn your mom, so obviously having a TRUCK IN TEXAS is like... epitome of pwning everything with a razor dildo. twice. sideways.
i can only imagine a Connecticut truck commercial. "Here in Connecticut everything is... uh... smaller. but our trucks ... are good for the... vast expanse of wilderness? er.... fuck. buy a truck, people!"
((nothing against Connecticut. it's just... very wee. we could et yall up. o_o))