A long long time ago on a 486DX2 computer in the year 1993..)
Mom: *plays Arkanoid*
Dad: OMFG the computer crashed!
Mom: Is it because of the game?
Dad: Yes, don't play it again!
A few days later..
Me: *plays Arkanoid*
Computer: *beep. beep. beep.*
Me: *continues playing*
Dad: DON'T PLAY THAT GAME! IT IS TEH EVIL! IT WILL DESTROY TEH COMPUTER!!!11
Me: How can one pixelly DOS game destroy a compu-
Dad: Don't argue with me! EVIL! I'm deleting it from the computer! Don't ever play it again!