I'm not a real person, but I play one on LJ... (diannelamerc) wrote in metaquotes,
I'm not a real person, but I play one on LJ...

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Frankenboobs, and other dangers of advanced pregnancy...

So imagine my surprise when I gazed at my once adorably small boobs to find that they look like they've been re-animated in a horror flick. They're only moderately larger, but the nipples are darker (and I think have a new life of their own) and my boobs are covered in blue veins, racing like the LA freeway system over a rather large surface area.

I'm good with the tummy. I expected the tummy. I did not bargain for Frankenboobs. I was quite shocked to discover that in my new-found lack of shame in wandering around the house naked because I can't breathe in any of my bras and clothes anymore that my husband was looking at the boobs from Frankenhooker.
-- thepessoptimist
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