You know who Michael Flatley is? He's this Irish-American guy who is to Irish Americans what Michael Jackson is to allegedly black people. I mean, as far as the tacky outfits and the self-aggrandizement and the oversize ego go, that is. He doesn't molest children. I guess. What he does is molests vast segments of the television-watching population with his God-awful creations. He's like a sort of leprechaun who moonlights as a chippendale's dancer, with all that implies---leather pants, oily skin, and a smug expression.
It gets worse (better?) from there.