Ahhh the magical land of Japan. Where there's definitely no such thing as child pornography, business men don't piss in people's yards so often that many residents have "No urinating" signs up, and everyone is 'WAIWAI' obsessed with sugoi kawaii anime and cosplays during the times they aren't skipping around in sailor fuku and waiting for love beneath sakura trees.
I want to go to Japan too, but I can't stand the 'JAPAN IS GOD'S GIFT TO THE WORLD AMERICA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE SUXX0RS. JAPAN IS UTOPIA,' people.
Oh and... I WANT TO GO TO SYRIA BECAUSE OMG HAMSTERS ARE FROM THERE!1!!
Of course, QWP.