silver_whisper: Even if Roger gets his computer fixed, he'll break it again in a month. He has the worst luck with computers ever. Ask him about the time God killed it with Mountain Dew.
chaosfae: God was it? Mine was mamed by Gatorade, she still feels the effects...
silver_whisper: He claims there was no Dew can or bottle anywhere in the room, yet there was still mysteriously Dew leaking out of the lappy's keyboard. I have no evidence to corroborate this claim, but that's what he says.
chaosfae: those sneaky mountain dew monsters