KFC Teller: A good morning to you, sir.
perich: And the rest of the day to you, ma'am! I would kindly have the KFC Snacker Combo, complete with Pepsi carbonated beverage.
KFC Teller: Certainly, sir. Here are your comestibles. But now I require four dollars and twenty-five cents.
perich: Ha HA! I was engaging in satire! Now I shall take this food and depart!
KFC Teller: O! You incorrigible rogue! You rapacious scoundrel!