whitetower (whitetower) wrote in metaquotes,


"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or someone I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for five hundred years, but I would eat them."

You see that? It's a cannibal quote. We all know how I feel about eating people (namely, that if Nigella Lawson and Jamie Oliver entered a "two-chefs-enter-one-chef-leaves-with-a-beautifully-prepared-steak" ring, the world would be a better place). Therefore, the person who said that quote must be my soulmate; a kindred spirit if you will. Isn't it nice that the person that said it was Johnny Depp?

(He also said, "I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion because of the look it leaves on my face," which I think was the quote that inspired Orlando Bloom to get into acting.)

deadspiders here, which should also be looked at for the hysterical Orlando Bloom-mocking icon. :)
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