a slice of cosmic cheesecake (fiercerose) wrote in metaquotes,
a slice of cosmic cheesecake

From a comment by _themaninblack_ to my post in wtf_inc...

Paris Hilton is a skank and a ho, and not even really a very pretty one. Just the fact that she's got more miles on her than the entire fleet of Enterprise rental cars is enough to dampen my attraction to her. If I ever fucked her, I'd be afraid maybe her eyes would start flashing and bells would go off and Ed McMahon would jump out from behind something with a check and scream "Congratulations! You're the ONE MILLIONTH PENIS in Paris's vagina! Here's a certificate for a free AIDS screening!"
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