Tangles (tania) wrote in metaquotes,
Tangles
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My buddy inc_b is single and searching. To aid him in his search, he's just created his own 'dating resume', here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/inc_b/8946.html

Notable failed attempts
-Asked out friend of a friend. She accepted date due to mistaken identity.
-Asked out friend of a friend. Unable to deal with her personality flaws. Semi-stalking followed.
-Asked out girl from a club (who was turned out to be a friend of a friend). She was underage and lesbian.
-Asked out foreign girl from party. She accepted date without realising that's what I was asking for.

SKILLS AND ATTRIBUTES
-Bondage
-Cooking
-Steady job
-Car
-Sexual innovation
-High IQ and intelligence
-Artistic and musical abilities
-Queen size bed
-Looks good in a suit
-Very long tongue
-Strong yet soft hands
-[CENSORED DUE TO WRONG]
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