Notable failed attempts
-Asked out friend of a friend. She accepted date due to mistaken identity.
-Asked out friend of a friend. Unable to deal with her personality flaws. Semi-stalking followed.
-Asked out girl from a club (who was turned out to be a friend of a friend). She was underage and lesbian.
-Asked out foreign girl from party. She accepted date without realising that's what I was asking for.
SKILLS AND ATTRIBUTES
-High IQ and intelligence
-Artistic and musical abilities
-Queen size bed
-Looks good in a suit
-Very long tongue
-Strong yet soft hands
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