Warning: Runs with Scissors (fallofrain) wrote in metaquotes,
Warning: Runs with Scissors

In Celebration of Protection From Porn Week...

cathain had this to say: Ladies and gentleman I present you with the porn condom! It covers your head, eyes, and ears so you can't see or hear all of that dirty smut pouring out into the street and corrupting you. It protects from AIDS (Aquired Immunity to Dirty Stuff from prolonged looking) and other STDs (Slutty Trashy Disgusting movies and magazines). So, next bachelor/bachelorette party you go to don't forget your party hat!

Take from here.

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