Irony (ironychan) wrote in metaquotes,
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kuchenhexe, to a chap on customers_suck who was bragging about how he stole a couple thousand bucks worth of crap before quitting his job:

...Dude, you suck.

I mean, we're talking Monica Lewinsky-level suckage here.

Change your name to Vacuum. It would be very fitting, and appropriately descriptive. A vacuum can be a strong suction, like a vacuum cleaner - which would reflect your level of suckage. It also means a space completely devoid of anything -- even air -- which accurately reflects the inside of your skull, apparently.
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