On my way to sixth period, this idiot freshman kid walking up the stairs in front of me had his pants sagging... and like a foot of boxer-shorts hanging from them. I was so, so, SO tempted to yank his pants down to his ankles and watch him fall up those stairs. XDDD
But I restrained myself.
Also, as a sidenote— The idiot freshmen that think spraying all sorts of cloying perfumes and cologne is a COOL thing to do, need to be smacked. That stuff STINKS. Like dead flowers and cat piss, left in a vat to ferment and ultimately gag anyone who gets a good enough whiff of the stuff.