Fish are my fandom now. (threegoldfish) wrote in metaquotes,
Fish are my fandom now.
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If they really knew how to talk to God, they’d be knee deep in poontang and cows.

What's weird about this is that God never told them not to build a tower but then punishes them by scattering them all over the earth and giving them all different languages. It's like when you were 4 and you tried to eat your hamster. Your parents screamed and screamed but it wasn't your fault - they never said, "Don't eat your hamster."
~city_of_dis's fascinating summary of the book of Genesis
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