Antony (shikala_uzuki) wrote in metaquotes,
Antony
shikala_uzuki
metaquotes

Tame the Beast

c_starkiller Has an arachnid problem.

BIGGEST, MIGHTIEST, BEAST of a SPIDER just strolled across my bedroom floor, paused, winked at me, then sauntered over and plonked itself under the tv.


...
Damn, pissing spiders. I know I'm going to sit up all night in the center of my bed holding a BB gun and wearing a plastic army hat, freakin' out at the slightest flicker or shadow >_< Appox on you, yeh pervy eight-legged freak! I'm glad you're stuck to my mum's slipper!

Linkey
Subscribe

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 30 comments