Hey, why the hell isn't skateboard in this Latin dictionary?
Comment by satyrblade in a recent mock_the_stupid post about stupidity regarding the Latin language. Apologies if you have both communities on your friends list (as I do).
Doofus maximus skateboardium.
Ah, those 2nd-century skateboards... Nero had one, you know. He used to hold pipe-freaking contests in the Colosseum. Then the Christians outlawed them in 302 AD. Damn spoilsports...