magistrate (draegonhawke) wrote in metaquotes,
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kadrin gripes that a children's show ruined a parable, and goes about setting the score straight.

STONECUTTER: I have this thing that gives me wishes. Cool.
RICH MAN: I'm cooler than you.
STONECUTTER: NOT FOR LONG BIZNATCH
WISH THING: POOF
RICH MAN STONECUTTER: Now I am cool!
KING: I'm cooler than you.
RICH MAN STONECUTTER: NOT FOR LONG BIZNATCH
WISH THING: POOF
KING STONECUTTER: Now I am cool!
THE WIND: I'm cooler than you.
KING STONECUTTER: NOT FOR LONG BIZNATCH
WISH THING: POOF
STONECUTTER WIND: Now I am cool!
A MOUNTAIN: I'm cooler than you.
STONECUTTER WIND: NOT FOR LONG BIZNATCH
WISH THING: POOF
STONECUTTER MOUNTAIN: Now I am cool!
...A STONECUTTER: Look at my pick! And my chisel! Note how I skillfully rip bits off this mountain and it can't do anythin' about it!
STONECUTTER MOUNTAIN: Are you saying...
A STONECUTTER: That I'm cooler than you? maaaaaybe
STONECUTTER MOUNTAIN: Holy crap!
WISH THING: POOF
STONECUTTER: Well, that was pointless.
the end


He goes on to rant about how they ruined it. It's grand. CLIIIIICK THE LIIIIIINK.
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