those of you fortunate enough to have partaken of Palmer candies around easter time (the coin shaped chocolates that come in plain, cripsy, and mixed with peanut butter..::drool::) know exactly what I mean when I say that Palmer peanut butter is one of the best confections
in the world in the solar systemin the known universe (and possibly even in the unknown universe, it seems likt it is a pretty big place..).
And because they know that one day we'll figure out that it is in fact a highly addictive form of absolute goodness, palmer has been circumventing the right establishing them as drug runners by only offering this stuff at Easter time. Because chocolate is the natural follow up to the resurrection of Christ.
I got home on Friday afternoon to discover that my aunt, in doing one of the crazy but cool auntie things that she does, has purchased a bag full of candies that have, as their wrappers, different colored eyeballs. Halloween- (or just intensely strange mood-) candy.
And they are made by Palmer.
AND SOME ARE FILLED WITH PALMER PEANUT BUTTER.
AND I HAVE A SUPPLY OF IT.
If any of you would like some of this so called semi-liquid crack to celebrate your All Hallow's Eve, too friggen bad. I'm busy setting up a fort where I will EAT IT ALL.
And then be sick from overdose. Which will clear up by Easter. When this vicious, vicious cycle will begin anew.
I would be an awful drug dealer.
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