Trisha Lynn (trishalynn) wrote in metaquotes,
Trisha Lynn
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From the desk of the Scribe

Was looking through her old entries to cheer me up and found this bit of fun from after kielle and her husband went to get their marriage license:

On the way out [the clerk] handed us these two bags labelled "Newlywed Kit." Hmm, I'm thinking. How sweet! What's this? Romantic stuff? Useful stuff?

Neither, as it turns out.

ITEM: An ad for address labels.
ITEM: An ad for personalized checks.
ITEM: A sample bag of plain, dull, ordinary Folgers coffee.
ITEM: A tiny sample box of Tide Bleach. (WTF?)
ITEM: A recipe book...for things you can make with Reynolds Wrap. *snerk*
ITEM: A little bitty sample stick *snicker* of Secret *snickersnicker*
Deodorant.
ITEM: A box of...of...of BOUNTY NAPKINS! *GUFFAW*


That totally made me smile. I wonder if the kit has changed since 2001.
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