On the way out [the clerk] handed us these two bags labelled "Newlywed Kit." Hmm, I'm thinking. How sweet! What's this? Romantic stuff? Useful stuff?
Neither, as it turns out.
ITEM: An ad for address labels.
ITEM: An ad for personalized checks.
ITEM: A sample bag of plain, dull, ordinary Folgers coffee.
ITEM: A tiny sample box of Tide Bleach. (WTF?)
ITEM: A recipe book...for things you can make with Reynolds Wrap. *snerk*
ITEM: A little bitty sample stick *snicker* of Secret *snickersnicker* Deodorant.
ITEM: A box of...of...of BOUNTY NAPKINS! *GUFFAW*
That totally made me smile. I wonder if the kit has changed since 2001.