Slave (bpcslave) wrote in metaquotes,
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Regarding old ladies at events...

As for attempting to get a critical discount by displaying your feminine wiles, well, you passed the "mutton" stage and went right to "jerky" about four decades ago. Even with medical miracles that left you with so much silicone and metal in your body that you should join the rest of the Cybermen in their plans to conquer Earth, I know you see The Story of O, but all anyone else sees is The Saggy Baggy Elephant.

Posted by sclerotic_rings here.
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