Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote in metaquotes,
Azure Jane Lunatic

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Lawn Bondage

What the fuck is up with this whole lawn idea, anyway? Why, in the name of Ted Nugent, have human beings decided that they want to surround their houses with a plant that, in its natural state, grows to about waist-height, but then insist upon keeping it trimmed to less than three inches high? Is it some sort of weird BDSM relationship with an organism from another kingdom than our own, forcing it to submit to our will?

Have these lawn dominatrices ever heard of bonsai trees to fulfill this need?
--metaphorge, here

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