Taking Back Sanity (iceraver) wrote in metaquotes,
Taking Back Sanity
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Here, ellixis has a problem with the Lima Beans...


The bag of lima beans says "100% GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK." Guaranteed to what? Explode in a fiery ball of doom?

"Dear Vons Corporation:

The lima beans I bought at your store this past week utterly failed to detonate explosively, before, during, or after cooking. I am deeply disappointed. As per your guarantee, I would like my 83 cents returned to me.

Sincerely,
A valued customer."
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