I don't know if he inhaled to much glitter or what but he is jumping at all types of invisible little people. Maybe they look like my sister.
This was the part of the post dealing with her cat...
So I have one darling ball of fur that goes by the name of Oreo. He is five and a wonderful little hell spawn. I'm proud of how I raised him.
However the other day we were having an argument. I went to my(our) room and left him in the living room. He didn't like that I got the last word and decided to continue the argument. He did this by laying at my bedroom and meowing, demanding to be let in. I was still pissed and didn't want him in so I jumped on the internet and proceeded to ignore him. An hour later, he apparently got tired of meowing and took some direct action. See the phone line that onnects my computer to a phone jack goes from my bedroom to the kitchen. He pulled on that line. Instinctively I jumped out and opened my door because if you pull to hard the modem falls down. So he sauntered in and spent the next hour smuggly cleaning himself on my bed.
Now my sister has a friend spending the night. They are both 13 and determined that it would be fun to bug me all night. So at one point they took Oreo and covered him in green glitter. Naturally being their enemy I swooped in and saved him. Now when I picked him up he sat on his customery spot, my boobs. So now my boobs glitter. And I don't know if he inhaled to much glitter or what but he is jumping at all types of invisible little people. Maybe they look like my sister.