"To everyone in the metroplex who contributed to the mass hysteria by using up all the gas
To everyone that freaked out and bought out Walmart.
To everyoen who made it a point to stock up on batteries and bottled water....
To everyone who posted, or called thier out of state friends to say they were scared to illicit some sort of sympathy,
To everyone that called up thier out-of-state friends and claimed the hurricane was coming straight towards us.
To everyone out of state that catered to this shit and said, "Please be safe. I'm so worried about you."
I would just like to point out that it didn't even rain."