Teawithbears (teawithbears) wrote in metaquotes,
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The newly (but appropriately) renamed beehay has a message for the makers of a certain annoyingly-advertised brand of gum:

Dear Dentyne!Ice commercial:

It's time someone busted you on your "nothing's colder than ice" slogan. There are, in fact, some things which are indeed colder than ice. The solid internal core of a comet, for example, can reach nearly one hundred degrees below zero. Also, I'm chewing your Fire brand right now, and there's really just no comparison.

Love Beehay
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