Also also, there is one HUGE MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER right outside the front door of the house. It is one motherfuckingly huge spider. It is an unnaturally sized spider. It is a devil spider, I swear. It probably signed a pact with the devil just to be supernaturally motherfuckingly large and SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME when I came home earlier tonight. SPIDERS THAT LARGE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. Fuck.