I'm at my mom's trying to work on my prison journal job, but then I read this sentence:
"unintended collusion with the penal apparatus"
Dude. I've been indelibly corrupted by my LJ friends.
"Giles! What the hell were you and Spike doing?"
"Well. Ah. You see, there was unintended collusion with the penal apparatus ..." Giles stammers.
"We were shagging."
Giles turns bright red. "Spike!"
"Sorry, Rupes," the vampire smirks, all innocence. "You were saying? What about the penal apparatus?"
Reminds me of the enormous sign I saw at Meineke (or similar):
::finally realizes what the sign is supposed to mean::