guns go factorial (riddlev) wrote in metaquotes,
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Tonight was the LOST season premiere. j0nest0wntea Did a pretty much minute for minute recap.

Here are some of the highlights:
8:18: Awww, Hurley, I love you, but "the other's are coming to eat us all or something..." you'd be the first to go. Cause there's so much meat on ya. Cause you is so voluptuous.

8:23: Sayid says: "Shannon, please lower your voice." Sayid means: "Bitch, shut the fuck up 'fore I bust you in yo' lip."

8:24: Charlie says: "'Ey Shannon. There are no others." Charlie means: "Bitch, shut the fuck up 'fore I bust you in yo' lip."

8:26: Locke says: "In fact, you're right, Jack. Safest thing is to stay here... ect..." Locke means: "Bitch, shut the fuck up 'fore you I bust you in yo' lip."

8:34: Locke says: "I was waiting for you." Locke means: "Score - now I don't have to go down first. This bitch can die instead. Locke: one, Hatch: zero."

8:42: Jack says: "I changed my mind." Jack means: "Excuse me you female. Kindly stop talking or I will be forced to strike you across the face with considerable force. I am such a nobel douche bag."

8:44: Jack. Stop sexing a Foreigner. I know accents is sexy, but man. Lookit dat shnoz. No no.

8:45: YES! IT IS A GIRL PATIENT. Wow, Jack's butt-buddy is psychic. Nice choice Jack. He's one to take home to Mom.

8:46: I think maybe Jack's lova is a leprechaun. It could happen.

8:47: Awww, Desmond's a shitty leprechaun name. Douche.

8:59: DESMOND! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LEPRECHAUNS DON'T LIVE IN HATCHES.


(Quoted from a f-locked post with permission)
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