~Hotspur is clearly ADHD, and the outcome of 1 Henry IV would have been very different if he had had access to Ritalin.
~Hotspur is cheating on Kate, possibly with his horse.
~A relationship between two people who don't speak the same language is only plausible if one of them is Colin Firth.
~Falstaff is, in fact, a metaphorical pregnant woman. And/or in love with Hal.
- poisoninjest here.