First off the toilet has overflowed 7 of the last 14 days and 5 of the other days someone wet the bed. Unfortunately the 2 free days were in a row so I thought I was out of the woods and I had the laundry caught up.
I heard screams and ran to the bathrom to see a ~GEYSER~ of water coming out of the toilet.
The kids thought it was hysterical when I turned purple and commenced to weave "a tapestry of profanity which to this day is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan."
2 loads of towels later and a floor I need to bleach.
No one wipes their ass in this house unless given permission.
All flushes post shit will be supervised.
Quoted from latitude_mama with permission.