cocoajava: OTP = "Ominous Threatening Personality"
(err, actual serious answer is One True Pairing. That couple that in your heart is MEANT to be.)
kymscrazy: *blinks* Now why did I keep think "Oh the perversion!"
And really, does Gimli not know how hard it is to keep an elf? The skin care products alone could force a king into debt.
As seen in _redpanda_'s post. (Of course, the post itself is funny in its own right. Go. Read. Now.)