Jonn Wood: Defective human, return to factory (mcity) wrote in metaquotes,
Jonn Wood: Defective human, return to factory
mcity
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flemco does it again. In response to this meta.
I'm a professa, but y'all knew that
Da Big Snape Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a green flag hanging over my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Snake side
Ain't no other way to mix tha potions that I mix
I sneer so much you thought I was Bellatrix
"Two bat's eyes!" - "One drop of dew!" - "yes, add a flea!"
S-N-A-P-E, D-O double G
I can't smile, just guile, all of the while
See I specialize in evil cuz that be ma style
So bring Slytherin, all of y'all come to class
If Potter and Weasley ain't here, shake yo ass!
Don't change the recipizzle, or tha potion gonna sizzle
I got a cabinet full of fine dried dragon pizzle
Chantin' incantizzle, the Phoezzle and the Shizzle
Aurors to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

[CHORUS]
When potion's in the cauldron
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the broom starts fallin'
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
When Harry Potter gets bawlin'
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the Draco in ma class and I capped Dumble's ass
Now I side with Voldemort cuz the nigga alpha brass

I'm a Bad teacher, wit a lotta ho's
Keep my own counsel, and wear my own clothes
I teach class tough, I'm a real bastard
Big Snape Dogg, yeah he's the potion master
Ten points from Gryffindor, whut, you want more?
If you play me close, ya get Crucio'd like a whore
Oh you got a wand so you wanna pop me?
I bust yo stupid ass with a Waddiwasi
Petrificus Totalus, then Avada Kedavra
Your student body's crying, now that I done capped ya
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm with Voldemort, foo!
Hand ya to the death eaters, feed ya to a Hippogriff
Then disapparate while I'm tokin' a spliff
Subscribe nigga, or I slap ya like Potter
Baby come close, let me see how you get hotter!

[CHORUS]

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