On Saturday I went with my mom and her boyfriend to the "Harvest Fest" my little town was holding in the town square. Apparently we've harvested lots of hot dogs and chicken wings. I got a chance to see all the people of my town, and they are all ugly. The only attractive person I saw was a gorgeous young guy who was working at the Evangelical Christian booth. Good thing I'm married, or else I'd be an Evangelical Christian right now.
--valerie_z in a locked entry, qouted with permission.