Our booth had a bowl of mini candy bars for each sign up. The Campus Republicans has a tray of BBQ chicken. I turn around for 5 minutes and everyone working my booth disappears. Then they reappear with BBQ sauce all around their mouths. In case you missed it, all those Black people signed up for the Campus Republicans just to get some chicken. Of course you know, at this point I WENT OFF!
"AND THIS IS WHY WE CAN NEVER RISE AS A PEOPLE! EVERY TIME WE TRY, THE REPUBLICANS GIVE US CHICKEN!"
Meh. I've pretended to be intrested in an internship at a dolphin-petting place in order to get a Frisbee. Wayne Brady has pretended to be white so he y'know what? That joke is too easy.