Clever Sleazoid (lyme) wrote in metaquotes,
Clever Sleazoid
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with permission from dekinakutesorry:



So...I have these two huge zits that just appeared on my face, so i put big blobs of pimple cream on them to make them go away. It dries opaque.

At dinner:

Dad: ....what's on your face?
Me: ...............................................................pimple cream.


MY GAWD was I TEMPTED to say, "semen."


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