Oh my God. There is this crazed squirrel in the tree outside my window climbing up and down making duck noises. I kid you not. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. It keeps flying between two trees, then racing up and down quacking. The neighbor's cat is just sitting on the porch staring at it with this "WTF is wrong with you?" look on its face.
It's now alternating between duck and crow noises. FEAR THE WRATH OF THE MUTANT SQUIRREL. IT WANTS YOUR SOUL.