But Her Royal Majesty's Infantry Rangers? So many things wrong with that I don't know where to start.
To which colley responds:
Royal Majesty's Infantry Rangers! *POSE/Multi-Colored Smoke Explosion in Background* KYAH!
But it doesn't end there...
Please find attached one invoice, ref. no. 841337. Said invoice
covering repairs carried out to and replacement parts for one
standard-issue brain, model AS-24, to which you caused serious
damage on September 17 of this year. Speedy payment of the
aforesaid invoice will be appreciated, because since you broke
my brain like that I've been unable to carry on a normal
conversation, and may have lost motor functions.