smillee (smillee) wrote in metaquotes,
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igotkooties wrote in bad_sex:


Here's bad sex.

First, she uses the grossest, stickest lube you can think of.
Second, her toys are cold and she's not very skilled with them.
Third, her fingering you is highly unpleasant, and more like a jab jab jab than anything else.
Fourth, when she's done, she's done. She tells you to put on your clothes and leaves. No cuddeling. She doesn't even tell you you're pretty.
Fifth, when you go to leave, she CHARGES you 50 bucks for the whole ordeal.
God, I hate the gynocologist.
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