Garrett Fitzgerald (sarekofvulcan) wrote in metaquotes,
Garrett Fitzgerald

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jabber has a realistic take on a recent study.

"If they want their teens to abstain from sex, they need to say exactly what they want their kids to abstain from."

Oh, yeah, that will work...

Son, here's what you DO NOT DO... Do not gently part the labia with the tip of your tongue. Then, do not lick, gently at first, then at a faster pace, never all around at first and then more and more only around the clitoris. Don't ever pause to lightly pull on the labia with your lips, and especially if the girl is a bit on the aggressive side, don't use your teeth. And absolutely never, ever, insert a finger or two during the encounter.

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