The website, Overheard at Western, is set up for submissions of the random things students hear fellow students saying around campus, at the university I attend.
I like to check it out from time to time and it's usually good for a giggle...
Gentlemen: the plan is working!
Girl: (yelling after them) Oh my God, your penis must be huge!!!!!
-- Masonville SilverCity
...or a jaw dropper of just how stupid some people can sound.....
Aspiring MBAs - where the "M" stands for "misogyny"
Guy #2: I have no clue. Teach it?
Guy #1: What would that look like on a resume anyway? "Oh, I see here on your resume that you're a bitch!"
-- Ivey, overheard by Louis