I can unscrew the stars (sugarcane_moon) wrote in metaquotes,
I can unscrew the stars
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Wonder what it says on his birth certificate.

lady_russell, over in bad_sex, begins her tale of woe like this:



Bad_sex is neighbor_sex. No, not me having sex with my neighbor. This isn't about me. This is about Derek. Or, as I was introduced to him, Oh-my-god-Derek-harder-harder-ah-ah-ah-AH-harder-Derek-god-so-close-Derek-I-love-you-ah-god-Derek-harder-harder-come-with-me-now-Derek-fill-me-more-more-NOW-JESUS-CHRIST-AAAaaAaAAAAAAAH. We'll stick with Derek for short.
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