Sorry you have to read this on Livejournal (or Leej, as you call it), but I just don't know how else to break this to you. I've done a lot of thinking since Tuesday. This is the first time I've been in a relationship in almost seven years. It's not that I don't appreciate all the time we've spent, how happy we seem to be when we're in each other's company, but I'm realizing that this kind of an abusive one-sided relationship. With this in mind, I thought I'd let you know, I'm breaking up with your cat. My scratches haven't faded yet, and I'm tired of waking up with his teeth on my toes. I suppose I'll feed him while you're away, but I will be scowling at him the entire time.
Simon, if you can read this: first off, brav-o cat, you can read; second off, I'm not really dumping you, we can totally work this out.