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Uri Gellar

This my first post here, so I hope I do this right.

In scans_daily evadne_noel made a post regarding the description 70's celebrity Uri Gellar's (aka "The Spoon Bender") powers:

"Powers to bend metal, to move objects, to read minds, to unexplainably correct faulty watches and such."

Person 1: Does anyone know what time it is?
Person 2: My watch says 7:23.
Person 3: Mine says 7:25.
Person 1: Oh, no! How will I ever know what time it really is?
Uri: Never you fear! With my amazing mentalist powers, I shall adjust all your watches to the proper time!
Persons 2 and 3: It's 7:24!

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